So how was he last night?
Five-minute foot-long.
Writing a book: The Evolution of the Douche Bag: From Popped Collars to Ed Hardy Shirts. Doing research now.
Make sure you include chapters on white sunglasses, spray tans, and toxic amounts of hair gel.
its like randi wears special contacts, but instead of colors they make her eyes say "I want cock"
She solidified the fact that the icon from Wendy's is the only ginger I care for
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It's ok for me to have his baby but I can't be his friend on fb. Wth is wrong with this
She was standing in the road flagging traffic in a tshirt and boxers. I didn't stop.
All she wanted was a cigarette
It's midsummers eve. A.k.a. come over so we can get drunk and wear leaf crowns
My alarm went off and I went straight for your dick. That's dedication.
A special kind of bond is formed between two people when they act as a pee shield for one another for drunken pisses in an alleyway
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sweet sixteen by hillary duff just came on and i feel like i let lizzie mcguire down for being such a stoner
Of course I'm using oj as a mixer, its flu season.
Today I had sex and flossed at the same time. My relationship goals have been exceeded.
So our bartender was in the bathroom the same time I was so I ordered a beer mid stream.....is that weird?
He looks like Aladdin, and that's about all he's got going for him.
There's something sensual about taking off a pair of socks.
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