I can't, I'm busy. I've been walking around Tokyo on google maps for an hour.
So I just googled the ten commandments... Were fucked.
it makes more sense than having a misplaced asshole
im not talking about this
Friday was tragic. I was naked on top of him and he didn't have a condom. Oh and he had an Obama poster on the wall in front of his bed so our president was staring down at me while I was naked. I felt sorta bad.
You should've just screamed yes we can!
I am watching the CFL at a Hooters in Texarakana. I made a poor life choice at some point that led me here.
Im gonna need you to always be ready for drinking or this will never work. grow up peter pan.
My liver is begging me not to go, but sadly enough for him my feet and hands control me getting there.
Yes, he did use his cock to direct traffic from my 3rd story window. That's why I love him
Got home to the hotel 3hrs ago per texts sent not in english to not a full phone number
I offered to lick your vagina while wearing a suit... Pretty sure chivalry is well alive.
I told my grandmother all I want is a nice guy who likes to be tied up.
I dunno what's worse, that one guy here said he'd blow somebody for Tim Horton's right now, or that someone else looks like they want to test his sincerity.
Come get me, I'm fucking scared.
I think I just got booty called by someone I've never slept with or even really had a conversation with before.
We still getting married? Or were you day drinking
Why did you buy a cock ring?
I’m going to propose to his penis
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