Ok seriously, can we bring back badminton?
I got everything I ever gave her back, every picture, and money for the dog. I didn't want it she brought it all back and gave it to me. clothes jackets, pictures, dried flowers, ear rings, necklace...
Sell it on ebay and let's go to the bar
So when does "going out for one drink" = giving some guy an HJ on the sidewalk?!?
nothing i could have done in life could have prepared me for walking in on her SHITTING on my rug.
Needless to say there is no second date for this girl.
yet...
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I would give up sex for lent, but I think Jesus would understand that I went too long without it to go back now.
BAHHAHHAHHAHAHHA SOME ASS IS BIYING NE DRHBKS. DRUBK
I just canoed to the bar. I am a skilled drunk paddler.
nothing like smoking out of your roommate's bong with your mom to celebrate the rising of christ
he is risen halelujah
Just peed out a window, not entirely sure it's open. Can't tell. I'll find out in the morning.
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Well for decently drunk, in the woods, last-person-i-should-be-hooking-up-with sex, i thought it was pretty good.
What's protocol when the 18 year old son of an anti-gay preacher sends you a message on Grindr during church?
Why do I feel like I need to drink to feel better about the things I do when I'm drunk
He flipped me around so that we could have sex and both watch Die Hard... I think I found my sole mate. Merry Christmas to me!!🎄
I told him I wanted to get on him and ride him to Montana. It didnt end like i thought it would.
Any chance he has an open marriage? That penis shouldn’t be wasted on one woman. It should be shared with all womankind, or at least me. I’m too good at sex to be deprived a penis that large
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