How do you tell if you're on the terrorist watch list?
ill find time for any girl whos not afraid to grab my junk in front of 100 people
My sister got her picture in the pub crawl section of the paper today and my dad said to me "why can't you be more like her?"
It would be like bopping for an apple with my penis but never winning an actual prize. The only thing I would get from it would be the joy from taking part but then regretting it forever more
She was our DD the least I could do is have sex with her. Even when drunk I'm still chivalrous.
I guess at this point I should stop judging guys on their looks and more on their major and trust fund. Growing up sucks.
So me and him are making out, and the other two are on the couch behind us. he randomly stops kissing me and goes "oh god I think she just took off her shirt" I look behind me and I see her tits flapping up and down. This man has amazing senses..
Watching the wiggles while tripping on acid is the scariest fucking thing of all time
I offered to lick your vagina while wearing a suit... Pretty sure chivalry is well alive.
She used my 100 Ways To Cope With Stress handout to wipe puke off her face
I like to send nudes ok? If that's my biggest flaw I think I'm ok
Let’s try it, I’ve never had a bad time with sex, tacos and beer.
it was a 'fall asleep on the bathroom floor after puking bc the cold tile is legit more comfortable than your bed' kind of night.
He said my vagina smelled like pomegranates. Its like my vagina is the fountain of youth.
There's something sensual about taking off a pair of socks.
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