K I think ***** turned off her phone. Guess I can't make her feel any more miserable tonight so I'm goin to sleep
I'm already going to be stripping so like pretty much you would just be watching me. Also we're watching twilight. again.
Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
he was so hot that i framed the used condom. it's not trash, it's art.
What started out as Cougar hunting turned into whaling
I just used my thong as a hair tie. I think I reached my limit.
I don't have any swimsuits that don't show off the weird handprint bruises on my hips. Do you have a onepiece I can borrow?
Would you wanna look up as you cum and for a split-second see your dad?
I had to assert my dominance as Alpha Drunk.
can anyone on this campus do anything sober?
And now you understand the importance of Saturday naps.
Because you stay up all night having sex and eating sushi?
I woke up to a quacking alarm clock and a rando in my bed. I told him I liked his cargo shorts. Fireball is not my soulmate anymore.
You guys are like the reason that ketamine is a controlled substance.
Don't worry about us we're making Mac and cheese
MAC AND CHEESE ABORTED, WE HAD FIRE
Eventually I will start sleeping with people who actually want to hangout with me the next day... But not today
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