Omg just want to confirm: got drunk, naked in street, fucked in bathroom and puked on bart.
dont like to call her my roomate, too cordial. i refer to her as the whore that was assigned to live with me
So as your former husband, I get to give you away at the wedding right?
Just stop talking to douche bags. How do you manage to attract every asshole within a 100 mile radius?
If i could answer that i wouldn't be so afraid to move to a more populated area
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Sex last night was mind blowing. your wife is one lucky lady.
He wants to hookup..at the fair..this is our chance to leave him stranded with no clothes.
Boise Idaho, where you have a one night stand with someone from your town 3 states away and run into them the day you return...
Apparently hitting a bong with your mouth half numb is hilarious but frustrating!
You know you're too high when you find yourself crying at " hand in my pocket" by Alanis Morissette because it's "just TOO REAL"
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What happened to no more shots?
It went out the window just like my dreams
I woke up not knowing what state I was in. Turns out, people from Deleware are pretty helpful.
ill give you some hints: blood, carnival, fog machine, happy meal.
I think I'm just going to get a farm, a vibrater, and a lot of wine.
I miss my innocence.
I miss being able to say, "I've never done this before."
My mom purposely got me drunk so I can stay at her house bc "we don't spend enough time together." I blacked out anyway, so we didn't spend time together regardless.
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