question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
She was raised with a wonderful home life. I can't do anything with that.
I'm so used to throwing up its no longer a game of hanging over the toilet. Now it's just 'stand up, aim for the toilet, do my thing' then walk out
I just witnessed someone getting head in the parking garage. Don't ever tell me Baylor is too conservative again.
Can you call him, he said something about going to the balcony to pee and now hes texting me saying hes lost
I've heard so many rumors about me being taken home in an ambulance I'm starting to believe them.
You went down on Rachel in front me last night. Worst. Brother. Ever.
The drug dealer had chickens in his house so I know it was good stuff.
Sweet tea and masterbation. It's how I manage.
He also complimented my butt. High praise coming from a boob guy.
I'm glad there seems to be a general consensus regarding your ass
She was on top, but I lost her at "alright, you look like predator."
I'm at her wedding and she managed to get every single one night stand I ever had in her wedding party. Why does she hate me?
He showed up completely drunk with a 30 of PBR and ten cans of Spam. I like this kid.
Hey do you care to explain why there are 3 empty pickle jars next to me when I woke up or do I even wanna know?
Just stopped at a cross walk because the light turned red 3 streets down. I'm way too high.
Randomize
