All I remember is yelling at him to admit he liked Bon Jovi, then accusing him of giving love a bad name.
we've started having sober sex
you really do like him
September 16th, captains log. I awoke in a daze, not sure of my location
She refered to her bed as the "cockpit"....I understand that this morning.
Got home. Hugged Mom. The look on her face indicated she noticed nipple rings.
I think their strategy was based on people bein at a beach, seein a rainbow, and havin an orgasm at the same time.
We finally have the house to ourselves and your out playing Lance Fucking Armstrong
But mostly the blowjob in the airport bathroom was what I was laughing at.
She seriously spent 30 minutes trying to make balloon animals out of my limp dick...
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Exactly.
Let's run into the wild and just eat berries and have sex all the time.
He snapchatted me the wine on the ceiling this morning
So you don't take a regular pic with her, but you take a selfie with her ass. Interesting...
In Punta Cana for my bachelor trip, hopefully tomorrow my passport is blacklisted
Honestly I really just want to do you in the mail truck. Thought about it a lot today
Yea I went out in footie pajamas and still got laid. Good night for u?
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