4:25 am: I want you here. Ugh.
I feel like our bond as friends is a lot stronger now that I've talked to you on the phone while having sex.
The guy in 209 is masturbating with the door cracked again
please don't go to jail. I'd hate to have to call the montgomery county jail every time I need sex advice
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Your two fuck buddies playing ping pong together. HOW. ADORABLE!
3 things. 1) we need alcohol 2) we need alcohol 3) we need tortilla chips. Let's make a plan. Bro shakes and salsa.
I stumbled in at 6am to find my cat in the window making a noise I've never heard her make. When I went to the window there was a goat outside staring at us.
Are you sure? Or did you just think there was a goat?
No there was a goat. I gave it a donut.
From the guy that lifted you into a fan I'm sorry
Her vagina felt like a fur coat. It was weird at first but I kinda liked it
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yeah its nbd she just bit me in the face. be there soon
I look like slutty woodland creatures dress me in the morning. Everybody's got problems.
she just stared at nothing and then looked at me and goes, "that's a weird place to put the wall"
It's supposed to be a shit show, it's an end of the world party.
she was braiding my hair and singing forever young while she vommed everywhere at the same time. Talent.
my favorite sex position is the one where no sex actually happens we just get really stoned and eat a lot and watch netflix in the dark
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