She ordered a salad and a budweiser. I love her.
You put a nerf gun to his head and demanded him to take you to taco bell..
My own vomit just splashed me in the face. How's your day going
seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
I created a new solo drinking game. You need a handle, a laptop, and a shitty internet connection. Start watching the fort video in the que, play the snake while the videos constantly load, and take a drink everytime you fuck up. There was a video of a an asain female Justin beiber impersonator full screen when I woke up.
The Vegas crew is in two groups, Team Vodka and Team Fireball. There is no winner in this.
She bit a glowstick open. Apparently they burn. We bonded while she washed the chemicals out of her mouth as I did double shots of Jager.
I am on a roof. I'm not sure which one, or why, or how, but I am on a roof and you should come get me. I can see info classrooms!
An hour is enough time for me to get drunk and win a dry hump marathon so I hope you have somewhat similar or better goals
saw a dude wearin soccer cleats at the bar tonight. fuckin kiddin me man?
What are we just gonna be those girls that get fucked in your parents basement and not get taken to dinner? I don't wanna be those girls.
the only decorations on the Christmas tree were twinkle lights, condoms, and empty natty cans. I do love a classy holiday party
he told me his feelings for me AFTER sex, so that means he meant it right?
I JUST WANT TO HAVE AWKWARD SEXUAL EXPERIENCES WITH HIM.
Oh my fucking god!! There is a barefoot white guy with a fucking ninja sword in the middle of the street next to the pride gas station swinging his sword at peoples cars!! He almost got me. 3 people swerved off the road and stopped. I told a cop.
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