Who keeps a bong in their car??
Kids who graduated high school two weeks ago.
So J keeps drinking his last bit of drink, then spitting it out and drinks it again. Savor the flavor?
How do you politely bring up someone's criminal record?
dude. we need more in our fridge then just beer and applesauce.
we used a swiffer mop as a stripper pole.
Apparently I spent my 300 dollar tax return by ordering ramen on amazon last night. Please tell me this will somehow pay off in the long run.
Mom just Facebook checked into an Applebees at 2am. Caption: ''WITH THE BESTIEZ.''
he literaly had a hockey helmet on and was swan diving off the couch onto the coffee table.
I am going to ride along with a cop tonight so please don't get arrested because that would be super awkward for me.
I'm out of town so we should be golden.
Matt just ate a burger out of the trash can in front of the McDonalds. We need to have a serious talk about his drinking.
You would be so proud at how green we're being. Re-using last night's jello shot containers.. saving the world one step at a time
I HAVE PIZZA MONEY AT ALL TIMES IT'S CALL EMERGENCY PLANNING
I'm in his bed with no pants on and he's just eating a sloppy joe
We'll get you some ice cream, but no sprinkles. Sprinkles are for winners.
ill let you put your finger in a lot of things. but a ring is not one of them.
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