youre talking to a girl on facebook chat right now and im sitting behind her in class lol. creepy?
nothing like celebrating the fact that you're not a father by trying to impregnate other women
I can't believe I just compared my penis to a St. Bernard.
I know i'm the slutty cousin, but be honest. have you ever got your nose ring caught on a guy's zipper?
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noo you weren't that drunk. you just knocked the grill over and couldn't get the key in the door, so you climbed through the window. success.
Guys with integrity exist just to rain on my slut parade.
I can't help the fact that i'm turned on by white boys that look like Jesus
I'm getting drunk by myself again. But I'm not shotgunning any of them. That's self-restraint, right?
I've been there a week.. I'd rather all my coworkers not know that I'm already sleeping with my boss.
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doing the walk of shame back to your house in nothing but a bed sheet was definitely not one of my proudest moments..
Yesterday we were fuck buddies and today I'm meeting his mom. That escalated quickly.
After the day I've had, I can't decide if donuts or fireball would be the appropriate priority.
is 250 jello shots considered an open container?
Spencer just told me I got home and was opening beers with my teeth and trying to make pot butter
dont know what thebfuxk is in rhat shit, but dont lemme have antmore
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