dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
her last google searches are 'cheap african safari' and 'what does lion taste like'
I don't know what's more sad having a rewards account at a liquor store or already racking up 273 dollar points since january
You suck. You're fired. I need to find a less reasonable voice-of-reason.
There are going to be so many Snookis this Halloween that I might just dress as the guy that hit her and punch them all in the face
oh and then you called a time out with your penis
She just locked herself in the bedroom with an unopened bottle of wine and a steak knife. Unfortunately for her fingers, I stopped giving a fuck two hours ago.
Nothing with ever convince me that she wasnt purposely left behind by our mother to ruin my life and fuck our family
You're the reason why I want to be a better drunk
Yo this huge scar on my head from the car accident is truly a vag magnet. Probably because I'm telling people I was attacked by a mountain lion and killed it with my bare hands. But hey when life gives you lemons, you use them to get pussy
You just accidentally called me. You kept saying "Really?! Really?!!" So I can only assume you are having sub par sex
All of my friends are hooking up and here I am, the lone asexual, looking for someone to eat these tostitos with me.
Well it might’ve been because you asked to play What Makes You Beautiful at the club
i bet he makes cat noises to excite himself.
omg last night while walking home from your house I stole a seatless bike and carried it into my next door neighbors kitchen.. we just looked It up online it's an antique and worth $500 dollars
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