i am so afraid to go to the bathroom. i am afraid i am going to fall asleep on the toillet.
Special does not even begin to describe that text.
you know its a sad night when you can actually see and hear sitcoms on at the bar
he made me scream out "#24" while we fucked...no more football players
my night ended in me puking all over jenna's bed, then me trying to wash the sheets in the toilet.
Oh, and no balcony sex...trust me.
if i can get a chik with a dibaetes pump naked a sling certainly isnt going to get in my way
Three Asian guys got on the elevator with a handle of Hennessey and a sleeping bag. This is not the start of a joke.
Well I've made a drinking game out of the Wiggles but I think I've got this babysitting thing down
I'M SORRY THIS WAS SEXTING AND I MADE IT SERIOUS.
Is there anything more American than getting day drunk and watching Hulk Hogan promos?
It's 7am. I'm sitting on the curb in last nights clothes with a nose bleed and no idea how to get home. Low moment I feel.
I am mentally ready for anal.
Hopefully he gets to dig deep into my body, before he digs deep into my past ..
He's stripped out of his boxers and is dancing and slapping his dick with string cheese...I don't know whether to call for help or take a video.
You need a new phone. When you talk it sounds like the teacher from Peanuts while she's trying to give a blowjob.
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