Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
I feel like tequila is Gods way of lighting my fuse to do something awesome
suddenly, hermaphrodite night sounds like a really bad idea
He looked at me and said "Last call" before putting his penis away into his boxers
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My family just legit passed around a fifth of Maker's Mark. Also, this is sort of a Thanksgiving tradition. Also, Maker's Mark is really good.
Hah, I lost the lenses in my glasses, didn't event notice til this morning... How was the meeting?
In other words, he somehow found his way to my apartment, wasted, and was naked on my new couch. Completely naked. It was too special to pass up.
Delete her number from his phone. He keeps slurring how he's going to get her "all sorts of pregnant".
my goal was to make out with as many people dressed as batman as possible. I have my priorities.
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Fair enough. Everyone has some guilty pleasures. Yours is yourself
i have never been so sexually frustrated as I am right now. I feel like dying...is death an option?
I got the job! The hiring manager is the sister of a guy I slept with so its like I'm a real adult now
So, random question. How much should you tip a Lyft driver when you realized you've fucked his sister? Asking for a friend.
If I knew the person sucking my dick didn't say thank you for their Christmas presents I wouldn't be able to cum.
dude. that's the chick that BIT MY DICK. it doesn't matter how hot you think she is, trust me man.
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