y did u give ur computer a hand job?
spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
Thank god i puked near the cancer center. makes me look like a chemo patient
I think all I remember saying is, "I love Chris Berman's voice" and then I passed out
Our dealer is pledging my frat. When he come to sell me weed I make him take out the garbage.
What should I wear?
Uhhhhh...idk? it's a gay bar
I found something that says "i'm here to party, but not fuck guys."
Why is everyone judging me for telling the cat a bedtime story?
He's like a sexy bearded lumberjack who likes wine.. I can't lose..
HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED
I needed to pee, so I climbed out his window
When he was leaving this morning he said I'll text you later on and I replied with if you don't that's cool too.
There's a dryer on fire at the laundromat, and everyone's just standing around taking pictures. Except me. I'm texting.
Someone explain to me why I woke up to find a stolen shopping cart in my room...
Just let me put on a bra and brush the alcohol out of my hair.
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