No one appreciates an amoeba in a balloon hat.
awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
I'm almost 25, which means I can ride with girls that have permits
guys are not supposed to queef...right?
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I drew a venn diagram at the top of my final comparing stuff i know and stuff on the test.
she's using the space heater to try to heat up a pop-tart...
could you clean the juice and feathers off my bed I'm just not up for hangover cleaning.
I feel like the devil slapped me in the face with his dick.
Birthday success
I'm like a magical alcohol dispenser. I pulled this kahlua out of my vagina.
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And fyi howling is not an acceptable form of communication.
I felt that there wouldn't be enough planB and forgiveness to go around
As Scar once said. Be prepared! For the shit show of what's coming tonight
Yeah and you keep saying "I know how to win America." While running away from us
Plus he is a pilot so I could give him flight dome
Can I make sure all my sluttiness goes to you when I die? You're the only person I know who'll make use of it
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