I can't make any promises. I've tried my best to stay celibate. But if a guys on top of me, Im gonna tell him to stick it in.
I just got a facebook invite to join a group called "bring back the old franzia spout." i never want our generation to grow up.
working out is totally making me break out.. i'm doomed to forever be either a butterface or a butterbod. there is no way out.
just saw 2 fat kids fight for the last slice of pizza. Litteraly fight. God Bless America
I think you're asking the wrong person. You don't understand. Like I would fuck the act of fucking itself if I could.
I also have a full keg. I'm thinking about crashing a party, they can't get mad if I bring a keg of beer.
I have to cancel. My sons dad is out of jail unexpectedly and i'm kinda an emotional wreck. P.s. This is not the life I dreamed of as a little girl.
When I found her she was drinking wine out of a plastic bag in a bathroom stall, staring at herself in the mirror and crying hysterically. Cabo does things to a person...
Malibu has added tequila to its rum. It's like when two beautiful gaybies come together an spawn a unicorn that only cries jellybean tears.
I'll have you know my trust issues and my daddy issues are two COMPLETELY different topics of conversation.
there's people who respect me enough not to bang on my bed and i think that's beautiful
just put a ruler in a cup trying to measure how much ivve had to drink..... God help me
Also, we can't be seen together looking suspicious or sexually satisfied
It's a draw. You need to settle it in Smash, Soul Calibur, and/or rock-paper-scissors, the last of which Steve claims is bullshit.
I remember her making the first martini but the rest of the weekend is a blur of vodka, high heels and sex toys.
First time being used by a cougar. Definitely okay with it
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