The bar is filled with bros right now. Sucks I had to pay $5 to find that out.
How many times do you have to sleep with a guy before you get him to kiss you???
The weather is perfect in Seattle right now. Warm enough for girls to not wear bras, but cold enough for me to see them nipping out in the shade.
Not hooking up w him- he has one of those L.L. Bean book bags w his initials on it
and now that ive poetically compared your vagina to a nuclear missile, I hope youre prepared for this date.
you looked at her and told her she looks like the girl you lost your virginity to then told her you wanted to lose it to her again
Its honestly only a matter of time before I punch him in the face... I'll try to control myself until you guys break up
Random pof guy just messaged me initiating a Pokemon battle. Want to be a bridesmaid?
I'm trying to find some better sex background music so his neighbors don't hate us. This is tedious.
I'm so bored I talked to the Bible guys for 30 minutes.
I offered them beer last time they came here bahaha
Your ex roommate is making out w the kid who pees on floors and it's kinda funny
all I remember the next morning was crawling through the doggy door and finding my underwear in my purse
Rarely does a man I fucked with upgrade from me
By the end of our first date my penis was pierced.
Im so unlucky if I fell in a barrel of dicks, I'd come our sucking my thumb
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