It feels like he gave my taint an indian burn.
she took out her dip, threw up, and put it back in. it was like a scene from Nick and Nora's trip to the trailer park.
I thought his dick was headless. then I pulled back the foreskin.
Fact: Telling a guy he has erectile dysfunction doesn't solve the problem.
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your facebook page is a work of drunk art.
THEY ARE MY AGE. THEY ARE YOUR LITTLE SISTER'S AGE THIS IS A DELICATE MATTER. CAPS LOCK
Using his name makes it all too personal. I refuse to get attached to this one. This is all about ass. He doesn't get a name.
I actually had fun getting arrested. That high.
i knew it was time to leave the bar when i caught myself doing karate dance moves with a married man.
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My roommate said I banged on the wall and said, "this dude eats pussy like a champ."
Even when you're down just know that I will always be the one to pour alcohol into your asshole when you're on probation
My stalker sent me an erotic poem. Who knew anyone could find a way to rhyme birth and girth so eloquently?
You've changed since you got that strap on
Sorry you ended up in detox. It's not my fault you decided to walk downtown in only your underwater at 3am. I think the tequila took over.
All of a sudden he got that look on his face and ran to the dance floor and started fist pumping to Rihanna that kind of night
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