1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
when you get a chance can you look up 'free abortion clinic' for me? cuz i dont think i'll be lucky enough for a second miscarriage.
Is sexting at a funeral morally wrong?
well as my mentor always said, "Don't antagonize the man whose penis gives you multiple orgasms."
you started putting condoms on anything with a point, then you were yelling at the lamp for using your last condom...
Also, just almost microwaved cereal. Thank god mom is here to stop me.
Holy fuck, spaghetti burritos are the best idea I've ever had.
this is not the first time I've had hot dogs and 151 for thanksgiving.
In his defense he just bought a bong like a week ago so he's still in that honeymoon phase.
If you make 120 dollars and I walk instd of drive and don't eat or smoke this week we can pay rent
I just conveyed my whole sex life to my mom over voicemail. Anddd, I'm hammered.
Top night. Top night.
He awkwardly handed me plan b on Pickens Street... it was like a sketchy drug deal.
You drink too much. You cuss too much. You have questionable morals. You're everything I've ever wanted in a friend.
Let's ride this possibly pregnant train together
She needs to move out. Her mom interferes with my penis being touched
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