I think I'm going to be in trouble for sneaking out last night. My Dad saw me drive up this morning when he was leaving early for work.
What'd you say?
I told him I was sleep driving
at a bonfire and someone threw a plastic cup in the fire. everyone immediately stopped what they were doing to yell collectively at him about what he was doing to the environment, then went back to drinking
only in oregon
i don't remember but I assumed it was bad when I woke up with directions from his house to mine already pulled up on my phone
Just used my last prints at the library for brackets instead of final reviews. Hello March.
When he came he kept saying "oh god oh god" and he sounded just like his dad. awkward...
so why are there three stressed gay men and a bowl of vomit in the smoke room?
Not to make her into that kind of girl, but she did have a condom mural
Going to have to start putting down newspaper if puking the bed is going to be a habit
Just took a shot out of a used mini planter. Might die from the pesticides, but didnt want whoever took all of my shotglasses to think they won.
Listening to Ke$ha's new single to pump myself up for my STD test.
She needs to go. She is like the Yoko Ono of our group.
'twas the night before moms weekend and all were blacked out. Not a coug was sober not even farm house. I was down to fuck but you were not in sight, so I bid pullmania a sweet goodnight.
All the party invite said was a date and "21 to drink, 18ish to sleep over"
Hatred of squirrels is the least of my hereditary problems.
I'm going to go ahead and refrain from sexting you in an airport that is currently at a "level orange" security threat.
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