I cockslap morals
ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
Yah man, that place is surreal
Man, I'm from Tennessee. What the fuck is surreal?
his blackberry tasks were 1. take names and 2. kick ass
def just vomited mimosa in the gym trashcan. i weigh less already so i say its been a solid workout.
I dont think yelling "Grab your dicks, time for pics!" helped your case either.
I think I reached optimum potential when I summersaulted straight into a kiddie pool.
No, earlier you attempted Jenga with everyones shoes.
So the drug dealer I'm sleeping with just got drugs from the other drug dealer I'm sleeping with
Isn't life beautiful?
wine lets you be on time to class apparently
This is a dangerous realization
Why is my fridge empty save for a basketball???
I fell asleep in the bathroom during my mothers dinner party with no pants on. Her friend walked In. I was told to not come back.
I just spent 3 hours in the back of an unmarked police cruiser. Best. Date. Ever.
Grateful to be alive soliciting dick pics. Thankful i'm alive for these little things and especially these big ones too.
we found her. shes in the bathtub full of raw pasta. i dont even know...
Also we're getting drunk and sledding down Caroline street. See you soon.
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