i just google imaged poop.
I had to carry you down because your legs weren't moving anymore but you were carrying the weights you stole from that guys room... and that's where the bruises came from.
I've only left my bed to pee and eat nutella out of the jar with my fingers
I want her autograph on my taint
Drinking gin at a party, riding a giant inflatable walrus all around the living room.
It's like the bermuda triangle of cat puke
Going through my purse trying to find money for this cab but all I keep pulling out if chicken from my burrito o ate an hour ago. Help?
It felt as i were a pad of butter melting onto a piece of toast.
look in the field by the highway and see if there is a high heel there. Or some Taco Bell bags.
eating on the run again ?
My mom just added me on Facebook... She has one like and it's Will Smith
He kept kissing me on the cheek when I was pretending to sleep while he cried
Is it weird that the best sex I've ever had was to Barbara Streisand's Christmas album?
If I could go one week without being called a maneater or a spanish trolip that would be great.
I HAVE 5 FELTING NEEDLES AND THEYRE GOING DIRECTLY INTO YOUR EYES IF YOU POST THAT SHIT
its the 14th virginity that counts the most anayways
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