bella threw up all over the kitchen floor then looked at me, laughed, and walked away
isn't bella the cat???
that she is
perhaps when you are drinking red wine from a tall glass with a straw it is time to call it a night.
I'm not saying going to the volleyball games drunk on Tuesday night was a bad idea I'm just saying we shouldn't make a routine of it.
all he has to do is look at me on new years and hes getting laid. thats how hot he is
Also, I'd like to add that that I'm not quitting my job, my boss fed me shots at 11 am this morning.
He came inside me, looked me in the eye and said, "Happy Mother's Day"
Just had sex in an ice hut. What have you done with your holiday break?
what the hell is that chicken wire thing she's holding?
An artistic expression of her stupidity.
I woke up in a bath tub and my face was sore and it wasn't because of you, I was impressed
It's not too terrible. You just got a little naked and broke your arm.
I'm at a sex party and there's a guy in an ICP jersey and trip pants. I see now that this is the moment in the movie of my life I recognize I have a problem
Vomit your little heart out. You've got a long day tomorrow
Had sex on the beach last night with a drug dealer. win-win-win situation
I really need to stop turning to the BDSM dungeon masters of tinder whenever my heart hurts
We made out in front of everyone INCLUDING his girlfriend. And no one saw. THAT DRUNK!
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