Just wanted to make sure that my favorite hot mess is still alive. I dont need words, just a response of any sort. K hope youre living
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This is sufficient.
Said he had been eating pineapple for a week before our 1st date. Not sure if thankful for his consideration or offended by his assumption.
I puked in the pool and didn't tell them, then they all went swimming. Is it dick to just sit back and enjoy the show?
Whatever. I'm saving myself for my wedding night or a night with enough patron.
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there were like 150 questions AFTER the application. you'd think for a store that has dick molding kits it'd be a joke
No no no no no. Not interrested. She looks just like Kim's fat booth picture. Only real.
He is going to sleep with me. That's all there is to it. I'm 4 for 4 right now. I'm not making it 4 for 5.
The pet store wouldn't sell us fish because they said they could tell we were drunk.
So I found "Fat chicks in saran wrap" in my search history.
That's all you talk about when you are wasted.
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not saying it was a bad idea to throw an impromptu party but someone stole the microwave
Well if I'm going to hook up with every ethnicity by the end of undergrad, I need to be moving on
I'm drinking wine from the cap of my laundry detergent container, wearing my bed sheet as a cape. How do you think I'm taking it?
Take your time. I'm mowing the lawn. In the dark. Drunk.
I have his gate key so know he has to see me again.
I want to respect them as people, but really I just want to have sex with them.
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