do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
barbara walters just said penis...
you tried to do a keg stand and ended up flipping over it and onto the table
she told me to hold the wheel while she hung out the sunroof and cursed the old lady behind us out.
If i evwr doyble fist jack daniels and smirnoff again, i hereby give you permission to take them both away grom me and give me and give me a glass of wat
Is there a word for someone who only has sex with NFL prospects?
Hello you've reached the get a clue corp. Our business hours are from take a hint to figure it out, eastern standard time. If you prefer to leave a message, don't, call back when you're not crazy, fat, and annoying.
its really sad that i have to specifically make this a rule but, absolutely no lighting smoke bombs indoors at my birthday party.
What's sign language for "you may not be the father?" Kinda important right now.
I'll give you $10 to get a dick pic with a gecko on it.
Because everyone is allowed one half drunken 7:30 am walk back to campus in a cowgirl costume, right?
The only reason I have clothes in my overnight bag is to cover up my sex toys.
Unless you count my weekly workout where I drink wine, listen to obscure/cheesy records, and pretend I'm a ballerina...no. I don't exercise.
You sat down in the middle of the road and started crying. We told you "Get your ass up or we're leaving you here." You replied "They'll findddd meeeeee" and ran after us.
dont ever go to laser tag drunk. you will be judged.
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