Our friend ended up naked, bleeding, requesting we throw a couch at him cause he was convinced he could block it
We did he did.
When I say naked, I mean penis exposed. Not in boxers
Today I realized that I've had whole drunk relationships with people. And sober me has and wants no part in it.
if you could put a roof over IU campus it would be the biggest whorehouse in the nation
after watching ten minutes of "the decision," I conclude that King Lebron has more influence on America than Barak Obama. I love our countries values.
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Make sure you take the apple pie out of your pocket before you pass out.
and by clear my head i mean get drunk and cry myself into oblivion.
Bro she gave me the stare. It's like she boned me with her eyes. I'm going in.
Dude. Why is there a hamster in my pocket? WHAT THE FUCK WAS IN THAT JOINT
Can I bring some rope too? It's not too early for bondage talk, is it?
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Well it's official, last night I hooked up with the third girl from the apartment downstairs.
Dude that's a hat trick!
I know, I tossed my hat on the floor as I was walking out.
We hooked up with 2 friends last night as always and she stole their fucking cocaine and I just had to drive to their house and make her give it back to him hahshshahahah only me
i tried to propose to him with my nipple ring but i couldnt figure out how to take it out
I'm just going to take the mature adult root and ignore him for a bit, and then pretend like I didn't see him jerking off.
I'm only fucking women born in the 90s this summer
Yiu ever laugh so hard you stop breathing? Turns out weed -can- kill you.