omg. I had the wrong window open and I accidentaly posted my credit card # on twitter
Whats your twitter name
her vagina looked like bernie madoff
Steve is enlightening me on how and why u put gerbils up your ass
I just got a drinking merit badge from a slutty girl scout
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Wake and baked to watch the boston marathon. God I love massachusetts
You sat there for 20minutes trying to seduce the picture of my dad.
so far we have 6 big wheels and 10 boxes of wine for the tour de franzia. team drunkslut is favored to win the yellow jersey.
WHAT THE FUCK. SUCH A BAD IDEA. YOU'RE NO LONGER IN CHARGE OF NOSE SUBSTANCES.
My only regret is that we didn't pee on our neighbors Prius
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Everybody shut up a minute, we need to discuss how much nicer the world would be if pants weren't a thing.
its like my brain is a tree and you are those little cookie elves
I didn't know what to do so I panicked and puked in my pillowcase with my pillow still inside.
Can you send me a picture of your dog? I might need to borrow him so I can wear a speedo to a pool party on Friday
Dude, naked camping ALWAYS takes precedence. I would skip my own funeral to go naked camping.
I think someone is dead in a car across the street
Scratch that, dude's getting a blow job
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