That's what you get when you play shuffleboard drunk.
Well. Nothing came of that. And to think I manscaped and dusted with gold bond.
Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
so I think I'm done having sex with her, she's way too crazy
what about the blowjobs for adderall?
no those are still okay
NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
Can we ask the Hungry Howie's guy to pick up some blunt wraps on the way over?
There's a wake for a coworker on 420 during te time of 420... Hoping everyone will be too sad to notice how high I am.
Take advantage man but know that every anal bead u drop inside her will make her love u 2% more. It's science
shes wearing an ankle tracker so she should be easy to find
k. The important thing is we are going out. You are stones. I am mildly hallucenating.
He was eating my ass and came up for air, I almost choked laughing because he had a toilet paper cling on stuck in his mustache
Go to a building you've never been before and take a shit. It's marvelous
The time to say "now you can't go and be strange about this at work" is not as you are penetrating your coworker. NOW its awkward
I mean seriously there comes a time when you just need to take a crap in peace. Until he figures that out he can stay the hell outta my place.
I walked outside and found some random guy passed out on our front porch. We managed to acquire the 12 pack of lagers he had so it's all good.
Randomize
