That girl really should ne nicer to her vagina. It's not a playground.
Apparently hers is a theme park.
I can tell how much and what I drank by my morning shits
And then I chipped his tooth because I got too into it. Helloo, single life.
Well, you're either very drunk or very high but I'll let it slide because I love any type of conversation concerning cheese.
Does my status still say I suck cocks? I don't know how to change it
Im shirtless eating a burrito. How urgent is this?
He's really hot. I think he's gonna be my reason to shave this winter.
I like when I have the chance to say normal things like 'I know her from college' vs 'I did a ton of blow with her one night at Studio B.'
You better be Eskimo Brother-ing the FUCK out of tonight right now. Long distance 'balls deep' high five
I greatly enjoy being related to her. Even if is it only by a penis.
Bringing families together since 1987
I smoked that joint really fast and now I'm so high I'm crawling around on all 4 giving my dogs piggie back rides pretending its the macy day parade for dogs and I'm their giant human float.
I had so much stripper lotion and body glitter on my glasses I had a hard time driving home.
Did you drink ALL that 151??
No. We drank all the jaeger... Then used the 151 to start the fire. We're also out of paper towels... And your hairspray is flammable.
ever had the feeling "I've been drunk in this bathroom before?" Like De ja drunk?
Yeah, he fractured his ass by doing a canon ball into the bath tub....
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