you should wait a day or two to break up with your girlfriend
why?
so we can have sex in the meantime. It adds a little excitement.
My Nuvaring birth control makes me queef.
i walked toward the cop car thinking it was the liquor store lights nd by that time it was too late to escape the trap
Ohmy god im about to fuxk my TA. i thyought this was a dream but i love you. <3
The question is do I invite my fuck buddy to my graduation party now that my girfriend found out about her?
my dad just paid them in porn...i no longer feel guilty for getting hammered and not helping
Based off the amount of cat hair on my poncho....i stole a cat last night.
After the clumsiest day of my life I think it's safe to say my dream of being a ninja is dead. Memorial service with a glass of wine at 8pm
I'm now having weird sexual fantasies about that riverdancing figure skater. So thanks for that.
It's seriously like a finger. But it's a cock. I don't know what to do. I feel like I fuck him to be polite.
I just accidentally deep throated a popsicle in front of my parents
Dude, if that was the MLB player I think it was leaving your bedroom this morning please tell me you got his autograph. It could pay the rent for like six months.
We banged in my car doggy style with my head out the window. The sky was marvelous and I saw a shooting star. Its destiny; we're meant to fuck forever.
I jus want to remember tomorrow how proud I was tonight for wearing my rainbow leggings as a long sleeved shrug I feel like fucking MacGuyver
just found the "let's take a picture before we do these roommates" before picture
thank god there was never an after picture.
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