You feel like going out tonight?
Does a 14yr-old girl look good beat up? I'll bring the handle
I still think their baby is ugly. I also still think it's yours.
Walked into a liquor store bleeding. That kind of night.
I swear this guy grew up in land without leagues. someone should inform him he's way out of mine
Haha o man how much you've grown. From beer bonging wine and wearing cargo shorts to well, beer bonging beer and wearing cargo shorts
they came at us with fireworks while we were skinny dipping in her jacuzzi at 4 am...
found a hand written recpiet for 'one doe fawn' on an open crate in my living room need help to find it
where the hell would u of bought a deer
She is singing the swedish chef song and throwing utensils. I love this place
Also I just learned you, Samantha, and I three-way made out at my Halloween party. News to me.
I will not get drunk on our first date. I will not get drunk on our first date. I will not get drunk on our first date.
He kept squeezing my butt and telling me how smart I was
Just watched a middle age white woman scream WHY DON'T YOU GO FUCK YOURSELF, HELEN?! Helen seemed absolutely scandalized.
She's so high she just screamed into the pile of takeout boxes "which one of you gave me diarrhea"
thanks for passing me through your vagina 20 years ago today. your the best
Tinder has really served to stimulate the number of sex related demons summonings.
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