I feel like i'm in "To Catch a Predator - The Musical"
All I remember is saying that "fire will make it all better"
I feel eeeverything like there's a rhythm and everything can be felt w/o ever touching it. And it's beautiful. Sunshine or raindrops it's like orgasming. Everything has a taste.
I do have sympathy for you. It's just not going to manifest as a blow job.
We used a lit joint as a candle for her birthday cake
When you get home there will be live fish in the bathtub. I did not put live fish in the bathtub.
i'm sad to say... seems like women around here set up their armageddon booty calls ahead of time. wanna fill all these condoms with tequila and head downtown???
My dream date: Hotdogs/nachos from the bar & tequila. Is that too much to ask?
This is my life. Enjoy the view
Also if i get drunk and start crying about the elephants you all have my permission to abandon me.
Sex and compliments. The way to my heart
SPICY FOODS AND BLOWJOBS DON'T MIX.
YOU SAID YOU'D TRY ANYTHING ONCE YOU LIAR
I miss you.
Yeah, I don't want to have sex.
I guess I was telling girls last night that I was a virgin with terminal cancer again
Dick pics just aren’t doing it for me, this bowl of Mac n cheese and Game of Thrones trump you tenfold
Randomize
