i don't plan on having that self control this summer
we're getting ready to take strippers to breakfast. I love my life.
Come on, it shouldn't be that hard NOT to suck someone's dick
nothing screams I HAVE A PROBLEM! like the case of miller lite sitting on top of my DUI papers in the passenger seat of my car. lol
i was so drunk he made me beileve the song was called "thanksgiving sex."
just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
for real. he might as well bring dogs if they're lower than a 7.
Meanwhile I am sitting on the couch with a 32 ounce rum and coke trying to decide if I'm too drunk to go get french fries.
He told the cop he was underage, handed the cop his ID, and the police report read "I then informed the suspect that he was not, in fact, underage"
Thanks for buying me a sippy cup, its so pretty and everyone keeps telling me its probably the best gift anyone could have given me
That's the fall semester you first snorted drugs off my ass I think
I threw up through my nose tonight. Happy cinco de mayo
Being a slave to ur dick is exhausting.
I'm literally spending $165 to fly to Arizona to have a sex road trip coming back
Hey.. Lock your door. There's a drunk girl walking around in here. She just came in my room and peed on my chair.
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