i wanna make it FB official so he cant fuck anyone else. but that means i can't fuck anyone else either. CONUNDRUM
The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
I don't think there's a better bc pill reminder then when teen mom comes on
I left a cheeto on everyone's car trailing to the house i'm at, hanzel and gretel style.
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Heading to the gym, the one that guy said he goes to. Already checked online, his class is at 5. And no, this isn't too much after meeting him last night. Stop judging me,
Or they can chase TEQUILA shots with it. I don't know why my phone capitalizes TEQUILA.
The plan is to make enough mistakes this weekend to hold me over until spring break
Didn't get laid. But got a free pie from a waitress. A whole pie.
The calves of my jeans are covered in jello shots from Sunday, how desperate do I have to be before I start licking them?
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The girl beside me at the laundromat is bitching a guy out on the phone for jizzing on her bedspread. She had to use a triple machine to wash it.
4 people stoned, 3 boys I've slept with, 2 I gave chlamydia, and a partridge in a pear treeeeee
How festive
You are COMPLAINING that the sex was too good. You're not getting any sympathy from me
Liar. My heart is broken and my boobs are disappointed.
I have the overwhelming need to take care of him. Both with my vagina and like emotionally.
She can't take shots?!? Literally if I could list that as a skill on a resume I would
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