the entire time we were hooking up i couldn't stop thinking about the bengals. thoughts?
If I die and they 'assume' it's natural causes, just go with it.
I think I might.. possibly.. like a Justin Bieber song.
I think you might... possibly... have sprouted a vagina.
Whoever had sex in my bed during the party last night left a glow in the dark condom on my floor. I'm not even mad anymore, I just want to know who it is so they can tell me where to get one.
Ok I can't be your drugdealer AND booty call AND friend. It just doesn't work that way
just got invited to smoke a bowl by a guy who has a prostetic leg and has been on the jerry springer show multiple times. I love my life right now
When he went down on me, I saw his bald spot... It completely ruined the experience
judging by my wet hair I would guess I showered at the bartenders apt last night?
im trying to stop thinking of him and his amazing dick. every time i do i snap myself with a rubber band. classical conditioning at its finest...and you said i wouldnt learn anything from psychology.
I feel like I just tasted lung cancer.
You're like my zumba instructor for alcoholism right now
I'm just sad for you. It sucks that the 17 douchebag asshole guys you're fucking can't morph into one nice, normal, non-alcoholic guy that has a drivers license and no criminal history.
Would be fun, plus since its in public I'll keep my penis in my pants
He's getting so into these sexts, I hate to tell him I'm fully clothes, watching Bring It On and eating chips and salsa.
We did blind alcohol taste testing and she got 10 of 10. I'm in love.
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