Theres this tee in the mall and it says all girls just wanna have safe sex. U make me think thats a lie
Never forget that any girl can get her way if she puts her vagina on the table.
just got dressed up for chatroulette- THAT desperate.
no. i just ate a whole thing of hot dogs. me and regret are sleepng alone tonigh.
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Look, we all have our slutty phases. Mine is just forever.
I would have been the big man on campus...just flop my wang out on the table and how them what they were gonna deal with if they dropped the soap
Apparently I'm short enough to sit on his lap and fuck him while he is driving because the cop didn't notice.
then he grabbed my tit and yelled "FOR NARNIA!!" then dove into my vag. i think I will do him again strictly for the entertainment value
She has that type of face she reminds me of that weird girl from napoleon dynamite only taller and with hoop earrings.
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Ended up in his bed... He's passed out holding me and his bulldog is laying across my legs. Both snoring. HELP!! I wanna go home!
I promise that I won't shotgun beers with your boyfriend this time, Scouts Honor.
Just in case you forgot, last night you came home drunk and pissed all over my laptop. You owe me a laptop.
Jeff brought me a cup of coffee to my desk. He's getting a blow job.
I'm not over that dildo rifle story. I don't think I ever will be.
His family, without saying anything, started a game of quarters the moment the drinks arrived. I love them. If only I didn't hate him so much.
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