So the girl in front of me was buying champagne too .. I wanted to be like "so are you celebrating clean test results too?"
you force-fed me gummy vitamins while screaming "I JUST WANT YOU TO BE HEALTHY" i have never been so terrified in my life.
Well I'm 85-90% sure that he licked syrup off my body, but no guarantees...
Currently bleeding through my leggings. Not good. Not good at all.
Hospital.
I am invincible.
your life is not complete until you watch a gaggle of murderous clowns dance to gangnam style.
also, what is the correct term for a shit ton of clowns?
Senior week was like trying to herd cats. Very drunk cats.
ETSY JUST SENT ME AN EMAIL WITH THE SUBJECT "SUMER ROMANCE" I'M BEYOND FUCKING DONE
For a second I thought that you were becoming a decent person again. I am glad I was wrong.
the day i stop sending you hentai screenshots is the day i actually act like an adult, and TRUST ME. THAT AINT HAPPENING ANYTIME SOON.
Hey can you send me a pic of your breast with a peace sign in the photo? I'm trying to win a scavenger hunt contest. Thanks so much
hahahaha classic. this is why you are going to a college with a hospital right next to it
On a side note. I slept with a stuffed giraffe last night. Found it in my bed when I came home and snuggled with it. Drunk me reverted to being 2
so my parents definitely heard me when I was cumming last night...
dont ever go to laser tag drunk. you will be judged.
just made a presentation to 40 students and my professor about morals and ethical issues..still drunk. at 8am. I wish I could remember how it went.
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