I sk at the spereo and my dad gave me and all access pass
what???
AN ALL ACCESS PASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
He cant even get with danielle. Thats like striking out in t-ball
I know. I just don't want anything else. I have no other desire. Just a ham sandwich.
I honestly don't know what to make of that.
A ham sandwich would be nice.
He just called shotgun on the way to the squad car.
Plotting your own moral demise should not be this fun
Just saw a cougar do the walk of shame. She asked housekeeping where the fastest elevator was.
That one dude should feel honored if he were to get herpes from you. Fuck that Guy. He is a herpe.
I am "lost the control of my head" high right now.
I chugged vodka from a 15 ft snorkel. What the fuck did you do with your life today?
The 12 year old son winked and made eyes at me while his father fed me vodka gummy bears. Gameday yo
I know that we've never been that tight but I want you to meet my cat before I move.
I feel like he's mythological. Like you just had lunch with the Loch Ness Monster of hotness
I'm not sure when I will get off this toilet at work but it's not looking promising
Just took an Adderall with Pedialyte so I think that's a valid answer to "how are you doing"
Lately I've been very attracted to Kevin Jonas because he's like...less hot than Joe, but he's this healthy mix of both Joe and Nick. It looks like he's finally growing into himself.
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