their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
I just made out with a girl with a life jacket on wtf is going on
it's like i can feel the ghost of his dick still inside me
Just found out Brianna Frost the Pornstar goes to my school. Makes that $35,000 tuition that more valuable.
You threw a hot dog at his face...I wouldn't call you either.
Is it mean that I just sent him a pic of my tits with the header, "say bye bye?"
Haha you were definitely messed up. Let me know if you need anything
Could really use a time machine and a higher self esteem, in that order
Let's not fuck on an air mattress tonight...I'd rather get rug burn.
We played Rock Paper Scissors to see who would have to go down on the other person.
He won't have sex to beyonce. I hate him.
You must have my penis confused with someone else's...which is disappointing
Yeah, I'm just gonna try to repress that and remember him for his big dick and perfect jawline.
I woke up to Dragon Ball Z playing in Portuguese and a donut shish-kebab~ed on a dick in my face.
the sex got boring after the first three hours
holy shit
He was tied up with the electrical tape and force fed wine from a box. It was never going to end well.
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