hook me up with the drugs dog keep up the good work
question: does your pee smell like mojitos at all?
well i did feel guilty about it. until i saw how hot the guy was the next day. now, nothing but pride.
The night ended with a lot of tears and everyone singing along to Willenium
Hey sis... Don't forget moms day is this sun. And don't get her another gift while you are freakin high this time. The vibrator was embarrassing.
FYI the vibrator was a SUCCESS. She was in a much better mood this last year. Maybe you should get high this time and get a great gift
So not only did team sweden fail to particpate in any drinking game but i also found puke in my viking helmet this morning.
it would be so handy to have a fax machine attached to my body
I wish I could understand how you function in society
Omg do you remember last night you kept pointing to your vag asking who wants to play this like a fiddle hahaha
I paid off a credit card today. And I was tested negative for HIV. AND I did laundry. Honestly, I'm most excited about the laundry.
Fool me once shame on you. Fool me twice and I'm the idiot missing half an eyebrow again.
I only remember singing the Captain Planet theme song on our way to the bars.
While walking to class I was handed a red bull, condoms, and a mini bible. I love my school.
Great... now even my dreams are making fun of me
im having flashbacks to my time in a waffle cult composed of 9 to 14 year olds
I'll bring spiced rum
I am not drinking that devil juice
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