How is Miami?
Omk. I'm shitggaved om loincoln
I just heard these 2 kids from flint and Detroit arguing over whose economy is worse... It's really sad what passes for competition in Michigan these days
Someone just asked me to go to the dining hall for dinner and he will use one of his swipes to pay for my meal. i think this is a college version of a date
they got in a fight during sex...she came out yelling and covered in chocolate
he ruins everything I try to do including his roommates
he had a dikembe mutombo jersey on, was swatting peoples drinks out of their hand and wagging his finger in their face everytime he did it.
Agreed. And i highly doubt it could be awkward. You do remember our introduction was a direct result of you mentioning your affinity for my genitals, right?
I can't tell which way is up. Too many corners around his house too. An arbitary assimilation of edges.
Christ, I swear you are the high man's Dr. Seuss.
She's gone now. Left with the wind like a majestic leaf that just rides the invisible current to locations unknown. And dude, her friends were really hot.
If there was a saddle on his sack, she would ride it.
I forgot how easy it is to have sex in public when you're wearing a dress. Thank you global warming.
Andy was trying to screw his door shut from the inside so no one could get in.
Its so bad though\nOur relationship has gotten to the point where im posing nude with a swiffer
I'm pretty sure my therapist gave me the green light to fuck him.
My dad just invited me to smoke a blunt with him. Parent-child bonding at its finest (and highest).
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