why did they invent bidet's? your butt gets clean when your poop falls in the toilet and splashes up anyway...
I just got a booty call..Its 6 pm..a brave attempt to climb the rotation ladder..I like his ambition.
judging from the lines on my body they wheeled me back in a shopping cart
I made a blanket fort and am drinking Gatorade and eating donuts watching 500 days of summer. I can't keep spending my saturdays like this.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
The best part of tonight is drunk commenting on my moms pic about how birds just want to give you diseases and pluck out your eyes
Guess who just got a Christian Beliefs class to seriously discuss the spiritual implications of dolphin rape?
These people don't understand my stages of drunk
How drunk is she?
She's trying to French braid the dogs hair, there's no stopping her
The guys are trying to figure out my orientation....think theyve settled on "drunksexual"
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
What the hell man, you basically stole my girlfriend with a bucket of KFC.
Well the term Party is used loosely in this situation. Since it will just be mom wine drunk and us eating chips with multiple dips.
Aint no party like a Broke College Girls Eating Stuffed Crust Pizza party
Damn victory sex feels great
Normal people find beers in their gym bag, right?
God help them if any millennials are in the vicinity. Rent is too high and we no longer fear death
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