Need sex. Gaining weight.
I'm at the bass pro shop. They have a river full of trout and turtles, a shooting range, a full bar, and the patriots cheerleaders are here. I now understand why people are rednecks. I may never leave
how can i incorporate a boy scout uniform into what i do tonight?
My mom made me chili for when I get home from the bar. Those are the standards I expect you to live up to
was it morally wrong to have used his girlfriends makeup after i fucked him?
Thanks for last night. Sorry if i was obnoxious. I respect your morals and i wouldn't want you to lose your virginity to a drunk girl in your mom's prius.
Just ate a whole pizza by myself. Wearing my indian headdress again. its really cool with the french braids. I look like fucking pocahontas or some shit.
I still can't believe that I ate McDonald's off of my chest in his bed...
Cross faded me is not the classiest.
No not at all haha I wish there was a picture of that
How is it that I, the only one that didn't drink last night, was the only one puking out the car window?
i'm eating pizza lunchables and telling my boyfriend he can do better than me because i am a functional adult
I agree and I would be an awesome dog
Also I've accepted I am not going to be a catch today. I look like a dead hooker and the remedial work is going to be patchy at best with the shakes I've got.
Don't be upset because I bitch slapped you with intelligence
I blacked out. Broke into their house. Took a shit, and left. This is why you can't leave me unattended.
I swam, I rode a bicycle, I rode a horse, I danced. It was like a real life tampon advert.
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