The world needs more lipstick lesbians, if anything.
everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
Best news ive heard all week. The cougars r coming! The cougars are coming!
Petty good. I just stapled a 5 dollar bill onto the chest of a sword swallower.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
1 be hot 2 flirt with everyone 3 use hotness to make people do things for you. It's a simple model.
By the end of the night I was using him as a leg rest and he was handing me pizza rolls when I wiggled my hand. It's a proven method.
you put your hands over the taxi driver's eyes and shouted GUESS THE WAY TO THE CLUB
I AM NOT THE MAN IN THIS RELATIONSHIP.
It's shit like this that makes people think we're gay.
Oh boom. You're officially Dr Phil. I need to have sex that I actually remember participating in.
Sober me admires drunk me's enthusiasm, but there is no way I'm going to make it out there today.
Lol drunk you is so full ideas and happy. Sober you is full of grumpy reality.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I just had sex on my kitchen counter. It's like the American dream
Drinking and decided to streak in the apartment fountain. Canadian goose shit and sharp rocks on the bottom. I sobered up quick. That was a very bad idea.
This is random but I just wanted to thank you for all the things you taught me sexually in life.
im tired of guys just wanting to hook up with me. im like, guys, i know im pretty and i have a slammin bod and i love making out, but cant someone treat me with respect??
The cop was standing next to me when I texted "haha" to your phone...didn't realize that he had taken it already...
Can you dump a guy for having pierced nipples or is that shallow?
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