Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
i dont know why he would complain when i touch him there.
Omg i either met the gayest dude ever or my next boyfriend
He's engaged. If the world's smallest penis can find true love than I can too.
whatever a "slut portfolio" is, mine is apparently almost complete
I am ina trunk. Iam in a trunnnnnjkk. I hope its yours. Oh manomanomano. Thids better be your trunk
I swear if she asks me for a baby one more time I'm gonna sleep with one of her friends
Did you get any last night. I need to track my forever aloneness
Don't send the creepy guy a picture of your penis. That's my Christmas wish
Are you up yet? I really want to know if i tried sleeping in a field... i have the vaguest memory of trying to
He has blue eyes of sex and i am powerless against them
Doesn't tell me where my computer chair went but good to know
I'm dedicating this beer to drunk texting
Of course I'm using oj as a mixer, its flu season.
Seriously, why do I have a mortar round?
His mom knocked on the door during morning sex because we were being too loud...now i have to meet her for the first time
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