yeah worst sex in my life. plus i think her little brother was in the room.
I think I found my soulmate. This guy in front of me is yelling about getting laid while holding two beers and texting. I think this is love.
remember when jerking off was fun and not a neccesity
you were crying because peter frampton wasnt your dad
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His dick was poking my bladder. That big...
found my necklace. it was safe with all 6 boxes of peeps that i bought that night.
Yeah. You can ask him out. We're just fuck buddies. My vagina will be sad but your heart can be happy.
Getting high magically turns headaches into rainbows.
There is nothing quite so pathetic as sitting in bed in your underwear eating easy mac in complete silence, waiting for Netflix to load
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You're asking your pregnant booty call to go to a funeral with you?
You reeked of guilt and shame and we offered you pancakes
Told a guy at the bar I was hurricane evacuees with no place to stay. Just woke up at his place. God bless Florence
Actually new year, new me. I haven’t had sex yet so technically I’ve been a virgin all year.
The night got way more interesting after Jimmy started doing summersaults in front of the bar.
I don't know what kind of bucket list you have, but having sex with a tree isn't on mine...
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