so evidently yelling "gay" everytime your bf tells you how he feels is cause for breakup. news to me
if i wake u up at 5am tmrw by coming into ur room wearing nothing but my indiana jones hat and purple socks while singing 'courtesy of the red white + blue' will u be pleased or annoyed
keep in mind this isn't open to negotiation, i'm just trying to gauge ur reaction
dude smells like cheese burgers and loose women...... i want his life
taking shots each time the weatherman says Dont go out in this blizzard
no memory loss, but i'm unhappy with my memories
We didn't need to cut her off. I'm pretty sure the lit candle she almost drank would have done it for us
She poured a bottle of rum in the champagne fountain, did like 5 jello shots at the same time, then lit herself on fire. Twice. This is how everyone should turn 21.
Let's discuss options later this evening. I'll draw out said options and compare and contrast the "accessibility" of the costume for quickies. Because you never know. Halloween is full of surprises. I'll also compare practicality, level of skank, and creative features.
Her desktop wallpaper is a collage of penises she fucked.
He said it. He actually said "yes it's in".
I've injured myself in such a way that i am only capable of making love standing up now
Perhaps if I didn't mortify my parents last night with my drunken obnoxious behavior which resulted in the casualty of an entire decorative bathroom shelf which I completely ripped off the wall and left for dead, I would be more than willing to go day drinking.
My synapses wont fire in a pattern that will process those facts
And amler is totally snoring loud as fuck sitting on the steps with her feet in a puddle of soda puke
your life is not complete until you watch a gaggle of murderous clowns dance to gangnam style.
also, what is the correct term for a shit ton of clowns?
Randomize
