Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
hey what are you doing
hooking up with some marlborough girl. shes gorgeous!
i texted you because i like you, and i told my freinds you were my fiance. but sine we're not dating you're not cheating and i'm pathetic
wow... just woke up to find out that the OJ we used in my bong last night was poured back into the carton
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A small cock is a small cock, don't blame the size of my hands
5 am is for sleeping. Or getting railed on by a stranger. But never for fundraising. Get real.
I'll make a Jello mold of your face so everyone can get drunk off your face
I just had to explain to my 62 year old advisor what "tea-bagging" was in the middle of her lecture. I smell extra credit. And maybe a demonstration.
I found an HIV test/information brochure on the kitchen table and what i can only assume to be an "I'm sorry you might have AIDS" gift bag, complete with a candle and popcorn, and I haven't seen you in 36 hours. You good?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I just recognized Courtney in a crowded Trader Joe's solely by seeing her ass. In other news, I survived the first round of layoffs today.
I'm not sure which feat is more impressive...
Do I lose at life if I cry in a grocery store while buying a pregnancy test?
Oh wow and I have a bunch of portable wine glasses called to go coffee cups
Good friends chat about sex - great friends ask about safe words.
Smoking weed with a blind guy, don't worry he's chill.
So, I'm roughly 90% sure that the guy next to me in the xray waiting room is watching porn on his phone right now
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