I was on top riding him and his friend walks in and watched for a minute before he realized what was going on
just googled chastity belt to see if it really exist..
I hope, cuz I was gunna get "celebritory drunk" but now I have to get "I'm disappointed drunk"
Like if there was an award for best way to take a girls virginity, he would get a standing ovation. And first prize. Probably a bunch of roses too. That good.
It is too early in this hangover to be seeing some guys ass crack.
I was trying to be an adult about it and simply deal with the situation, but a bowl seemed much more comforting.
The best part about living in a college town is the annual rush of senior girls who want to get in their lesbian experiment before they graduate.
It's tough not drinking when the bartender adds rum to your coke without telling you, and doesn't charge you
she said she wouldn't go home with me until she looked up my name in her sex offender app. do i really give off that vibe?
Yeah. It's not just the beard either.
Check your mailbox. I left a "sorry I didn't have time to suck your dick today" consolation gift.
I've been to his house multiple times since that night and I STILL can't find my bra. And he says the hot tub ate my thong.
Nothing says "we're never gonna bone" like "nice haircut, it makes you look like my cousin"
Also I just had a pointless meeting and the only thing I accomplished were my kegals
You know you're more responsible when you turn down your bed and make a clear path to it before you go out..
We live walking distance from the coors factory. no, we do not have a dry week.
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