At least I can take solace in the fact that with 8 billion some odd people in the world, at least one of them is shitting in their own car right now.
just had a super intense, drunken debate about which blink182 member is the most fuckable. i got so mad i left the room. new low.
I don't think there's a better bc pill reminder then when teen mom comes on
His facebook status was woke up with a whale ..... Captain AHAB IS BACK !!!!!
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This is so stupid. Now I have to call the party planner and tell her that the break up party is off. They decided to get back together.
Sorry my moustache came off because I was face first in a layered bucket full of jello shots.
ugh... I can't wait for campus to get back. Then everyone will have other things to try to have sex with besides me.
He blended the pizza with water and drank the whole thing. He is my hangover hero
You beat him at the shot competition, and proceeded to rub it in while telling everyone to "ASK ME A MATH QUESTION!!!"
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Like I've never seen her that drunk. She's usually like quiet and doesn't say she'll fuck someone on a futon
So he came on my stomach this morning and I totally forgot about it until after you poured that body shot.
"I'm 95% straight," he says. Cut to him on his knees...by far the most beautiful guy I've ever fucked.
I can't open my mouth wide enough to make full use of this snapchate update
all i want is a guy to go down on me while i eat peanutbutter from a jar
So I sniffed too hard this morning before work and I THINK THE COCAINE JUST STARTED ROUND 2.
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