Do brothers usually kiss their sisters?
News update: stealing a playground is harder than it looks.
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
Chillin with my Grandpa and my grandma tells us there is a tornado warning. My grandpa then says "We'll go hang out in the basement, we can bring the keg with us." This is why I love coming home
I went from a chick that didn't like to have sex to one that can't get enough of it. I can't believe I'm going to say this but at 27 I think I need a happy medium
Lives are in shambles. Livers are in disrepair. Our friend was missing for 2 days. His brother slept in a porta potty. God damn you college world series
He had bigger boobs than me last night and we both weren't wearing a bra so it was a fair judgement
YOU DON'T JUST GET TO CALL AND SAY YOU MIGHT BE DEAD, THEN NOT ANSWER!
My ex came over to hook up...then I went on a date 2 hours later and got a bj. Single: Finally doing it right.
I accidentally called my professor daddy...and I think he liked it. Help, I'm scared.
Why do pants feel so unnatural once you enter your own house
coming down from speed on a 5 hour flight home from vegas is not a valid reason for calling off work the next day
so i said i had a yeast infection
Think I was still drunk when I woke up cause I went and bought a mandolin
Oh. My. God. I. Am. Going. To. Punch. Someone. In. The. Face. Immediately.
Kinda thinking about going to my moms wedding high
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