Well, its 5:30am and you haven't let me in, I guess ill go home
I just used my med student white coat as ID to buy beer at 9 in the morning
the orgasm was like being thrown to the other end of reality, so getting a nosebleed from it wasnt too upsetting at that point
She woke up laying on my kitchen floor, ketchup bottle as her pillow, in front of my fridge.
... was I dreaming when we did coke off of the xbox, or did that really happen?
I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
Seriously this night has "go home now before you cry, puke or scream on someone" written all over it.
i had a tequila and emotion induced one night stand with a random stranger. senior year: infinity me: 0.
In honor of today being Sunday I am day drinking and watching Grey's Anatomy all day. ALL DAY.
Did u know it's unconstitutional to turn down a shot during 4th of July celebrations.. Rest now dear liver
Pedi-lyte stocked
drunk brunch me or lose me forever
I'm to the point of desperation where I stare at customers penis imprints through their pants all day
Nothing says "I'm sorry for shitting in your bed" like an Olive Garden gift card
I'd call the fact I ended up in my own bed a huge success
Are you rolling a joint while doing homework?
No, I am rolling a joint with my homework.
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