I'm scared
There's nothing to be scared of. My penis is average size.
That's what I'm afraid of
i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
so just incase I die tonight I'm making a list of people that I don't want to be let in to my funeral
every time I see Anne Hathaway all I can think is "my cousin fucked a guy who fucked her" and it makes me proud.... so I want to say thank you for being that cousin.
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I swear after i took it all i did was scream for four hours
I wasn't concerned until I realized he was using the vase my birthday flowers came in as a " big glass" for his 151 and coke.
I believe I won the Golden Vodka Bottle of sadness last night for crying while being party boyed.
My car smells like beer, you're here in spirit
BGSU move in weekend. Just passed a house w a beer pong table set up, ppl already playing, girls holding signs that say "son drop off". It's 10:30 am.
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I don't remember but we shouldn't have a problem. Unless drunk you encouraged drunk me not to wear a condom.
I think we have a problem.
FYI, announcing your arrival at jail with "Hi,yes, I'm checking in? I believe I've reserved a bed, a 2 night stay this weekend?" is, in fact, frowned upon
Been awake for 50 some odd hours. I've discovered I can spew out maaaad papers whilst coked out of my face. My roommates probably think I'm dead. Money well spent. You?
You spent like 10 minutes trying to hit a golf ball that was actually a cigarette butt. And then fell over.
Smoking a bowl and ordering Dominos, you want in on either, both, or none?
I am a unicorn in a field of flowers, you asshole.
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