I totally have a Rabbi on speed dial now. Keep it Kosher.
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
history professor just told us he has magic fingers. i'm going for it.
Standing in line for a prescreening of Alice in Wonderland - guy just passed out cold in front of us - first drug overdose of the Alice in Wonderland phenomenon witnessed.
I don't know if this beer pong partnership can last if you refuse to look me in the eye when we make sweet sweet clutch cup at the same time.
there's unknown territories my dick was not made to discover
sleeping in bed with your booty calls married sister...you're the stuff heroes are made of.
Side note... I would pay good money to have witnessed the reaction of onlookers as I sprinted down Armtiage with a 15 lb bag of peanuts under my arm
Can I put tequila in the fish bowl? I think he wants to party too
being serenaded is actually kind of awkward 2/10 do not reccommend
He told me I remind him of his ex girlfriend but in a better more advanced way..
I have to sleep with him. We're too much alike. It's like clash of the titans, except instead of clashing, he's putting it in me.
No we didn't fuck. He picked me up I asked where we were going and he said "I don't know if you've ever heard of a little place called Denny's?" He was completely serious. I told him to stop the car and I got out and called Jack.
What do you think would be the best way to remove a baby carrot from a vagina?
would you eat cereal with weed in it
who is this???
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